Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
goforthandbeawesome: real women Posted on June 23, 2011 Excuse me while I throw this down, I’m old and cranky and tired of hearing the idiocy repeated by people who ought to know better. Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing. Real women have curves, and not. They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and olive-skinned, and not. They have small...
hunkyharry: do you ever reblog from the source to cover up the fact you’re creeping on somebody’s blog
ketunaivot: Morrissey you bastard I like you more than is healthy
methlabrador: what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
i never get creepy anon messages what am i doing wrong
blackfeline: So I’m watching this show on Animal Planet and it’s about wild animals attacking humans right and it proper tries to say these animals are aggressive etc. Bitch if you’re getting close to a group of lions with little baby lions do you think they’re going to fucking invite you for a cup of tea or something?
What becomes of words when they never find the eyes they were written for?– Tyler Knott Gregson (via swimtohim)
squidwurd: i cant stop laughing the people cheering for the cat :’)